noon:

it used to be you couldn’t pay gouenji to fucking keep his shirt on and now you can’t pay him enough to take at least two of them off

Posted May 09 with 158 notes via: primaera from: noon.
iM LAUGHING    FUCK    Inazuma Eleven    go or whatever    






oh good lord classes start again tomorrow

Posted May 06 with 1 note
fUCK    irl    






missaristocrat:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

I REALLY CAN’T, I DID ONE TOO

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Posted April 28 with 227,043 notes via: daysofxavierspast from: mockinggrass.
aRRIBA    FUCK    gsdhlkadsLKDGS    






volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hilter and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT













MY ENTIRE AREA’S DECIDED TO GO DOWN FOR THE WHOLE DAY YESTERDAY

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS







ladyfassbender:

… What is it ? 

#ERIK’S DICK







X-Men: (Just another) WANTED AU (Pt. 3/?)

Have you ever thought about doing things differently? Being somebody else? Someone … normal?” - “… no … ‘You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different’ …”






neondoto:

iammartinfreeman:

guys today at barnes & noble my friend and i were waiting to check out and this magazine was on display

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i have been waiting for this picture my entire life

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he’s holding fucking baguettes oh my god

Baraque au Bama

Posted January 21 with 51,215 notes via: jen-suis from: beneddict.
fUCK    






shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

Posted January 18 with 67,791 notes via: blissfullynaive from: hats-and-horses.
fUCK