
noon:
it used to be you couldn’t pay gouenji to fucking keep his shirt on and now you can’t pay him enough to take at least two of them off
oh good lord classes start again tomorrow


Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.
tAKES OUT FAJITA
crying omg.
I REALLY CAN’T, I DID ONE TOO
omg i was looking up pics of hilter and i cANT STOP LAUGHING
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

• X-Men:
(Just another)WANTED AU (Pt. 3/?)“Have you ever thought about doing things differently? Being somebody else? Someone … normal?” - “… no … ‘You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different’ …”
guys today at barnes & noble my friend and i were waiting to check out and this magazine was on display
i have been waiting for this picture my entire life
he’s holding fucking baguettes oh my god
Baraque au Bama
Tom Hanks says grace at dinner
Tom Thanks
Tom Hanks needs to deposit money
Tom Banks
Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War
Tom Yanks
Tom Hanks can’t remember
Tom Blanks
Tom Hanks stabs a bloke
Tom Shanks
Tom Hanks takes a boat ride
Tom Cruise